Title: Fashion Week
Author: Ligeia ~ gothikmaus @ hotmail.com
Fandom: Orgy (RPS)
Pairing: Jay/Ryan
Rating: PG
Category: Humour, crack!fic
Summary: Jay and Ryan are trying to find their way in a foreign city. Who will help two poor lost rockstars?
The following story is a mere work of F I C T I O N, meaning it is 100% made up. None of the situations described here ever happened, and even if they did, I have no way of knowing. This is not about spreading rumours or, worse, libel. The people portrayed in this story are real, but I am NOT claiming they did what I wrote. I use their "public personas" and build stories around them as if they were fictional characters.
January 2002. It's Milan Fashion Week and among hordes of models *drools* and fashion victims from all over the planet are two American rock stars...
Ryan: "Uhm...Jay?" *looks around* "Why are we here again?"
Jay: "Cos Donatella invited us."
Ryan: "Who?"
Jay: "Donatella."
Ryan: "Oh." *blank look*
Jay: "Versace, you dork!"
Ryan: "Oooh, right. And where are we supposed to go now?"
Jay: "Well, it's...it should be..." *fumbles with map* "I thought it was..."
Ryan: "Ok, we got lost."
Jay: "We didn't! I know *exactly* where to go."
Ryan: "Sure you do." *shakes head* "Why don't we ask that chick?"
Jay: "What chick?"
Ryan: "The one that's been staring at us since we got here." *approaches said girl* "Excuse me?"
Girl: *gulps* "M-Me?"
Ryan: "Yes, you in the striped stockings, can you help us?"
Girl: "Sure, what is it?"
Ryan: "Me and my friend here need to go...uhm..." *looks at Jay*
Jay: "Here" *points at map*
Girl: *looks* "It's not far, I can walk you there if you want."
Ryan: "Cool. Thank you." *smiles*
Girl: *melts*
Jay: *mumbles something under his breath*
Girl: *ignores Jay* "You going to the catwalk shows?"
Ryan: "Yeah, some chick invited us."
Jay: "Miss Versace, Ryan, not *some chick*."
Ryan: "Yeah, yeah, whatever." *rolls eyes*
Girl: *giggles* "You're Ryan and Jay from Orgy, aren't you?"
Ryan: "Why, yes, you know us? Hey" *nudges Jay* "see, we're famous here too."
Girl: *thinks* 'Not quite. Better not tell them though...'
Jay: *grumbles* "Are we there yet?"
Girl: "Yes, the showroom is over there. Hey, can I" *blushes* "take a picture of you?"
Ryan: "Sure" *puts arm around Jay's shoulder and smiles*
Girl: *heart skips a beat* "Can I... " *blushes harder* "take one of you two kissing?"
Jay: "What the..."
Ryan: *raises eyebrow* "What do we get if we do?"
Girl: "I'll...uhm...buy you a beer?"
Ryan: *is already all over Jay*
Girl: *has heart attack but keeps clicking away*
Jay: *pushes Ryan away* *clears throat* " Can we go now?" *checks himself in a shop window*
Ryan: *grins* "Sure." *turns* "Sorry, gotta go. Thank you again."
Girl: "You're welcome." *waves* "Have fun."
Ryan: "We will." *winks and slaps Jay's ass*
Jay: "Ow!" *glares at Ryan*
Ryan: *snickers*
Girl: *turns with a huge grin on her face and collides with lamp post* "Ouch!" *straightens up* "Hey! I didn't buy that beer for Ryan. Oh well..." *shrugs and walks away*
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January 2002