Title: Loverboys
Author: Ligeia
Fandom: Bela B. y Los Helmstedt (RPS)
Pairing: Bela/Wayne/Olsen
Rating: PG
Category: Humour
Summary: Bela and Wayne were at it again.
A/N: Inspired by the on-stage snogging during Bela's solo tour.
The following story is a mere work of F I C T I O N, meaning it is 100% made up. None of the situations described here ever happened, and even if they did, I have no way of knowing. This is not about spreading rumours or, worse, libel. The people portrayed in this story are real, but I am NOT claiming they did what I wrote. I use their "public personas" and build stories around them as if they were fictional characters.
Bela and Wayne were at it again. Olsen had lost count of how many times they had snogged each other on stage since the tour had started, but now they were doing it backstage too.
"Oh, cut it out you two, you're worse than two randy teenagers!"
Bela only laughed. "Come on Olsen, don't be such a prude."
"I'm not a prude! It's just... You're always snogging each other, it's not funny any more."
"It's not supposed to be funny," Wayne replied. "It just... feels good, you know? The boss is a bloody good kisser."
"Thank you Wayne, you're not too bad either."
"Bah!" Olsen sat down and opened a bottle of beer.
"You know what," Bela said to Wayne. "I think he's jealous."
Olsen almost choken on his beer. "What?"
"Aww, poor little Olsen feels left out, he wants some loving too."
Before he knew what was happening, Bela and Wayne had grabbed him and sat him down on the sofa in between them.
"What the... Hey, stop it! Stop!"
Bela and Wayne ignored Olsen's protests and started unbuttoning his shirt. The guitarist looked up as he heard the door open.
"Paule! Help! Tell them to stop!"
"Why ever would I do that? It looks interesting." She watched the scene for a moment and smiled. "Wait, I'll get my camera."
Olsen closed his eyes and groaned. He just hoped the pictures wouldn't end up in the Tourtagebuch.
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September 2006