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Brotherly love
Author: Ligeia
Fandom: Star Trek TNG
Pairing: Data/Lore
Rating: [PG-13]
Warning: androidcest.
"I love you, brother."
Lore's pale hand, identical to his own, gently stroked his cheek.
"Do you love me?"
"You stole my emotion chip. I cannot love you. And I do not trust you either."
Lore stepped closer, took Data's face into his hands.
"I love you."
The android leaned in, pressed his lips against his twin's.
"Do you love me?"
"I..."
Lore effortlessly removed the top of Data's uniform. He trailed his fingertips down his brother's naked chest. Slowly.
"Do you love me?"
Data opened his eyes and sat up. He wouldn't use his dream program for a while.
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Out, damned Spot!
Author: Ligeia
Fandom: Star Trek TNG
Pairing: Data/LaForge
Rating: [PG]
A/N: Written for the "Out, damned Spot" challenge issued by Datalaur.
"Out, damned Spot!" Geordi says stopping at the foot of the bed.
Data tilts his head, puzzled. "What is the problem?"
"She's the problem."
"Spot? Why?"
"She's always watching us, damned voyeur cat."
"Geordi, Spot is just an animal. She cannot understand the nature of our relationship."
"I don't care. Knowing she's here, watching us while we... It makes me really nervous."
"Well, if it is a problem for you, I will remove her."
Data grabs me and lays me down on the floor. I stretch out and jump on a nearby chair. The view is better from here, anyway.
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First contact?
Author: Ligeia
Fandom: Star Trek TNG
Characters: Data, LaForge
Rating: [G]
"Hey, Data. What're you doing?"
"Some research on Earth's popular culture. Counsellor Troi thinks it may help me to better understand humanity. I am halfway through the twentieth century now."
"Did you find anything interesting?"
"I did, actually. It seems that people on Earth had some sort of contact with the Andorians around the middle of the century."
"The Andorians? Are you sure? I thought we'd made first contact with the Vulcans in 2063."
"Yes, but look at these pictures. The drawings are stylised and the feelers are missing, but..."
Geordi burst out laughing. "Data, those aren't Andorians. They're smurfs!"
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Bless you!
Author: Ligeia
Fandom: Star Trek TNG
Characters: Data, LaForge
Rating: [G]
A/N: Shamelessly ripped off from an Enterprise episode
"Achoo!"
"Intriguing," Data commented sitting down near the bed.
Geordi blew his nose loudly. "Idtriguing? Are you baking fud of be?"
"Of course not," the android replied tilting his head. "I am rather curious about the nature of your illness. How did you come into contact with the virus?"
"It bust've beed in one of those cases we loaded last week. Whed I opened it, I caught it." He sneezed again. "I feel terrible."
"What precisely are your symptoms? This kind of virus can cause fever, headache, nausea..."
"Data, will you do be a favour?"
"Of course, Geordi."
"Shut up."
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January-February 2004